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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Oct 21st, 2012 @ 8:38pm

AHS IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! Fucking shit, season 2 premier was CRAY CRAY and BANAYNAY and CAPITAL R, RETARDED!!! Fuck! :lol:
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Oct 21st, 2012 @ 8:40pm

Spoiler: show
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Oct 25th, 2012 @ 10:44pm

God episode 2 was even betterrrrrrrrrrrrrr! How come nobody watches this?! You don't even need to watch season 1, all the seasons are self contained! Jump right in, shit got real INSTANTLY and has stayed real through 90 minutes of perfect television!!!
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Nov 1st, 2012 @ 11:00pm

Holy fucking shit you guys... Please, you are all killing me. This show is so god damned amazing and NOBODY WATCHES IT. I can NOT believe it is only 3 episodes into this season. It's so breakneck and balls out that it feels like half a dozen episodes AT LEAST. And it is like ALL amazing, quality shit.
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Nov 2nd, 2012 @ 6:31pm

WHY WILL NOBODY WATCH THIS SHOW?!

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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Nov 8th, 2012 @ 1:08am

My weekly plea for somebody, ANYBODY to watch this show. No fucking shit this is the best show that has ever been on TV. Here is an INCOMPLETE list of all the fucking retarded shit that has been in the mere 4 episodes of AHS this season:

Badawesome New England accents
Maroon 5
Axe murder
(multiple scenes of) masturbation (both male and female)
Frankenstein-like body manipulation
A serial killer who wears human flesh
Aliens
Lesbians
Nazi war criminals
Sexy Nuns
Alcoholism
A legit exorcism + demon possession
Anne Frank(!?)
Zombies
Manass
Nymphomania
Caning
Superstorm Sandy
Fornication

That's not even like exaggeration or implied shit... That's like actual full on, in-your-face shit. I posted a gif of a fucking martian up there. That's for real. There are martians. And all that other stuff. In four episodes. And I'm the only person on this forum watching this amazing fucking television program. It makes me sick to my stomach. Oh yeah, there's barfing too...
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Nov 15th, 2012 @ 2:05am

AHS spoiler: EVERYONE IS A NAZI! THERE ARE SO MANY NAZIS! HOLY FUCK NAZIS!
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Nov 15th, 2012 @ 2:45am

Man this show is so good. Megatons abound this week. Also this:

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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Nov 22nd, 2012 @ 3:14am

I haven't even watched this week's yet, but I'm just gonna share with you (read: no one) the synopsis for Dec 5th episode so you all can realize how terrible you all are...

A homicidal Santa wreaks havoc on Briarcliff. Sister Jude faces off with the Devil.
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Dec 6th, 2012 @ 1:21am

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE HOMICIDAL SANTA WAS IAN MCSHANE, AKA AL SWEARENGEN FROM TELEVISION'S DEADWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Dec 8th, 2012 @ 5:40pm

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"You know the difference between that Santa Claus and me? He only comes once a year!"
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby Master Higgins » Dec 8th, 2012 @ 7:19pm

My gf still watches it. I walked in exactly at that line, and turned right back out of the room. :lol:
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Dec 8th, 2012 @ 8:29pm

OMG somebody posted in the AHS thread!!!

Well Higgins I think your girlfriend is INCREDIBLY AWESOME!!! Though I have no clue how she lets you get away with not watching it when she knows how incredible the show is. You REALLY should go watch it dude it's amazingly retarded! Look at this thread bro? I think I have provided enough evidence to that fact!
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Dec 13th, 2012 @ 12:39am

This week on AHS, coat hanger abortion, martian-assisted pregnancy, monsignor crucifixion, among other things! Best show on television!
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby SnakeDude4Life » Dec 25th, 2012 @ 10:37pm

I just saw the entire first season on netflix for my girl.

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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Jan 3rd, 2013 @ 3:32am

ONLY TWO MORE EPISODES LEFT!!!

I don't imagine this clip will be on the internet very long, but enjoy while you can! Or go watch the show you fucking heathens!
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Re: American Horror Story

Postby LiQuid » Oct 11th, 2013 @ 1:48am

First ep of season 3 was FLAWLESS. I'm sure none of you dickless wonders are watching the best show on television, but in case you feel like it, there's still time to get on board. This year is about a coven of witches living in Nawlins. The main character even gets shipped off to a Harry Potter school (which Jessie Lange even snarkily refers to as Hogwarts) and it's fucking amazing.

Just fucking read some of the shit mentioned in this review:

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/tele ... iewed.html
she daubs blood, sourced from human pancreas, on her face like Noxzema. In her attic, she gruesomely tortures men she keeps in cages: The camera shows us a man whose face is all but peeled off, another whose mouth has been sewed around a mouthful of excrement, and another who’s been made into a minotaur.

Amazing.
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