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Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Jul 18th, 2011 @ 12:44pm
by LiQuid
Breaking Bad is infinitely better than True Blood. It's on a whole other level. Just because this show is hilarious and fun to watch doesn't put it on the same stage as other, actually good shows.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Jul 25th, 2011 @ 1:22am
by kenzo
This week's episode was alright. Not as high-octane as previous ones, but it was still full of lulz.

"hoty!" "jason?" "oh hoyt!" "jason!" "HOYT!!!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Jul 25th, 2011 @ 6:23am
by Mr_eX
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ Bill making his great great great great great granddaughter scream and run at the sight of him

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 1st, 2011 @ 1:39am
by LiQuid
What the god damned fuck with this show... Sookie and Eric fucking in the woods to Neko Case might be the single most memorably retarded thing I have ever seen in this show. Aside from that travesty, a whole lot of bullshit this episode. I'd rather rewatch Nan's funeral episode again than sit through another episode of this caliber.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 1st, 2011 @ 9:37am
by Coctopus
I thought the head twisting hate fuck Bill had last season was pretty messed up and pretty ridiculous. I haven't watched last night's episode yet, but it's on my list of important things to do today.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 1st, 2011 @ 1:55pm
by kenzo
LiQuid wrote:What the god damned fuck with this show... Sookie and Eric fucking in the woods to Neko Case might be the single most memorably retarded thing I have ever seen in this show. Aside from that travesty, a whole lot of bullshit this episode. I'd rather rewatch Nan's funeral episode again than sit through another episode of this caliber.
Yeah, not much happened in this episode. It was a kinda boring tweener episode that was more about foreshadowing than anything.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 2nd, 2011 @ 8:54pm
by Rosered
kenzo wrote:Yeah, not much happened in this episode. It was a kinda boring tweener episode that was more about foreshadowing than anything.


I agree, last episode was way boring. But I enjoyed seeing Terry holding an armadillo. It looked like the actor really did not want to have that thing in his hands ahahah

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 2nd, 2011 @ 9:52pm
by kenzo
I'm pretty disappointed that Jason didn't turn into a werepanther.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 2nd, 2011 @ 10:26pm
by Mr_eX
Rosered wrote:
kenzo wrote:Yeah, not much happened in this episode. It was a kinda boring tweener episode that was more about foreshadowing than anything.


I agree, last episode was way boring. But I enjoyed seeing Terry holding an armadillo. It looked like the actor really did not want to have that thing in his hands ahahah


I think every scene would be better if everyone was holding armadillos

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 8th, 2011 @ 2:13am
by LiQuid
Now THAT was an episode of True Blood. Welcome back, True Blood!

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 8th, 2011 @ 4:29am
by kenzo
OH NO JES!

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 8th, 2011 @ 10:36am
by LiQuid
The ending was kind of shitty. Classic blue ball. There's a 0% chance she's going to eat it. One of those moments designed to enrage fanboys.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 8th, 2011 @ 2:35pm
by kenzo
LiQuid wrote:The ending was kind of shitty. Classic blue ball. There's a 0% chance she's going to eat it. One of those moments designed to enrage fanboys.
It's hard to tell. Probably not. But True Blood has a track record of killing off characters willy-nilly. Also, she's not a character from the books so there's no way of predicting where they'll take her story. And then there's issues about how fast vampires die in the sunlight. It's supposed to be that the older you are, the faster you burn, so young vampires don't have to worry as much as older ones do. But the show has been remarkably inconsistent with how fast vampires fry in the sun so far.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 8th, 2011 @ 5:39pm
by LiQuid
kenzo wrote:
LiQuid wrote:The ending was kind of shitty. Classic blue ball. There's a 0% chance she's going to eat it. One of those moments designed to enrage fanboys.
It's hard to tell. Probably not. But True Blood has a track record of killing off characters willy-nilly.

You're talking about a show that has no less than a dozen parallel and completely worthless storylines going every single episode. This show is the exact opposite of willy nilly when it comes to killing off characters. Also Jessica is a fan favorite and one of the main cast members. Her, Bill, Sookie, Eric and Jason are the safest characters on the show.

Also if you pay attention during that final scene, between Jason getting tackled and Jess opening the door you hear a gunshot. That means Jason had to pull his piece and give one to Bill's guard. She will survive. If she was going to die they wouldn't have teased it like that. The few times a bigger character has died in this show it wasn't with some bullshit Lostian blueball cliffhanger, they've just come out and gotten it over with or made a big tear-jerky moment about it, a la Godric. If you honestly think there's a chance in hell Jessica is dead, you're a total fool.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 8th, 2011 @ 5:53pm
by kenzo
I dunno... the show has done a pretty good job so far of killing off every hot chick I've liked on there. I wouldn't put it past them to kill of Jessica as well.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 8th, 2011 @ 5:55pm
by LiQuid
Why don't you ever see the shit I post that just makes a ton of logical sense and go, "Oh yeah, LiQuid, that does make sense. I'm inclined to believe you on this issue," instead of trying to maintain your clearly misguided take on everything? How many "hot chicks" have they really killed off? How many of them have been around for 4 seasons?

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 8th, 2011 @ 5:59pm
by kenzo
What you've said is a good argument, but I still wouldn't put it completely out of the realm of possibility like you have.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 8th, 2011 @ 6:07pm
by LiQuid
This show isn't Walking Dead man. This show feeds off fanboys and fangirls. Besides Sookie's tits, Jessica is literally the only reason boyfriends of fat goth nerdy girls watch this show. There is a less than 0% chance that she dies. But go ahead and keep lying to yourself.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 14th, 2011 @ 10:45pm
by LiQuid
Guess I was wrong. RIP Jessica. :(

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 14th, 2011 @ 11:42pm
by LiQuid
Boy, aside from the Sookie/Eric nerd porn (so much manass!), that episode was nearly flawless!

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 12:29am
by kenzo
Tonight's episode was pretty bonkers. Even the Sookie/Eric bits were hilarious, especially how retarded they both sounded while hopped up on eachother's blood-drugs. Hands down favorite part of the episode - when Lafayette walks in on ghost-lady in the kitchen and is like "fuck this, I'm out!" :lol:

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 1:33am
by LiQuid
You forgot the part where you admit you're stupid for thinking there was even a minuscule fraction of a percent that Jess was gonna eat it. Go ahead, admit it.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 8:01am
by ribkicker4
I watch the show with my sister every week and I told her Jason is obviously going to tackle her inside. And she was all like, "Yeah, probably."

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 8:54am
by kenzo
LiQuid wrote:You forgot the part where you admit you're stupid for thinking there was even a minuscule fraction of a percent that Jess was gonna eat it. Go ahead, admit it.
LOLOLOL

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 12:56pm
by LiQuid
kenzo wrote:
LiQuid wrote:You forgot the part where you admit you're stupid for thinking there was even a minuscule fraction of a percent that Jess was gonna eat it. Go ahead, admit it.
LOLOLOL

And to top it off she got tossed around and manhandled like a bruised and battered housewife all episode! They did the exact OPPOSITE of kill her, which makes you even more stupider! All aboard the sympathy train bitches!

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 4:03pm
by kenzo
I wasn't wrong that there was a possibility of it happening. It just wasn't as big of a possibility as I thought.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 5:08pm
by LiQuid
No you were wrong, because there was a 0% chance that it could have happened. You don't get rid of the sole female character in your show that doesn't make males want to cut their dicks off. The blue ball teasing was so blatant only an absolute imbecile could think otherwise. It's hilarious how right I was last week.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 9:40pm
by kenzo
LiQuid wrote:No you were wrong, because there was a 0% chance that it could have happened. You don't get rid of the sole female character in your show that doesn't make males want to cut their dicks off. The blue ball teasing was so blatant only an absolute imbecile could think otherwise. It's hilarious how right I was last week.
Like I've said, they've killed off all the other hot chicks on the show. I'm really not looking forwards to when the new shifter-girl has to die.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 9:45pm
by LiQuid
Who exactly are these hot chicks that they've killed off? Go ahead and list them because I can't think of a single main character in this show that has been killed off except for villains and bit roles.

And Godric. But since he's Vampire Jesus, I'm gonna give them a pass on that one.

Re: True Blood

PostPosted: Aug 15th, 2011 @ 9:50pm
by LiQuid
I just checked a list and the only even partially prominent non-villain character they killed who was a "hot chick" was Jason's addict chick from season 1. Yeah, you're right again kenzo. Those producers sure are bloodthirsty. I'll be surprised if we make it out of season 4 with anybody left alive... I'm rolling my eyes at you so hard right now that even posting the emoticon won't do it justice, so just read this sentence a few more times before getting the fuck out.