The Comedy Button: Episode 15

I’m out again this week — nothing nefarious, it just boils down to scheduling issues — but please enjoy another madcap round of shenanigans. Let’s just say Milo & Otis fans should really look forward to this episode. Now listen and share, everyone! Hit them social networking buttons!

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The Comedy Button — Episode 15 (2012-02-03)
This week, the crew jokes about getting older, owning pets (and freaking them out), the greatest movie never made, being the coolest person at the worst job in the world, hot dates at Guitar Center, training dogs in order to impress women, things NOT to do with a woman, Jersey Shore spinoffs, video store nightmares, harsh listener reviews, and tainting work computers with pornography. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
Running Time: 1h 8m 8s
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The Comedy Button: Episode 14

Just a reminder to anyone listening to the Comedy Button via an iOS or Android mobile device: Grab our app on the iOS Podcast Box or Amazon.com Android Marketplace (respectively) for $1.99, and you’ll get some value-added bonus content every week! And give us a listen on Stitcher, too — you might just find some other great podcasts while you’re at it. Now give this week’s episode a listen, and click some of those share buttons at the end of this post!

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The Comedy Button — Episode 14 (2012-01-27)
This week, we examine the science of gayness (according to our listeners), dumb Amazon wish lists, bus horror stories, setting tree fort traps for Vietcong burglars, porno jackpots, the sad life of the Duffel Bags PR guy, the Justice League vs. world hunger, the continued debate of fart politics and girlfriends, the rules of “OH SNAP!”, listener questions, and Ryan’s first girlfriend. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Running Time: 1h 9m 13s
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The Comedy Button: Episode 13

I unfortunately had to sit this episode out (nothing nefarious — I had an important out-of-town appointment), but somehow, these jokers managed to make it good without me. So give it a listen, and share it with the whole Internet as usual. And if you listen to the Comedy Button on your iOS or Android device, make sure to pick up our Comedy Button app via the iOS Podcast box or Amazon.com Android Marketplace. You’ll get some sweet mobile-only bonus content for picking these apps up!

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The Comedy Button — Episode 13 (2012-01-20)
This week, we remember why our parents may or may not have thought we were gay during our bromances, how awesome ToyFare Magazine was, how lame some of our childhood toys (like neon Batman figures) were, how awesome others (like ThunderCats) were, how girls failed to remember that handsome Harvey Dent became Two-Face, and how the Real Housewives of Atlanta think black mannequins dressed as slaves can’t actually have sex with them. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
Running Time: 1h 44m 22s
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The Comedy Button: Episode 12

This week — in addition to our regular show — we’ve got a small bonus clip for anyone who downloads our Android Marketplace or iOS Podcast Box apps. We’re hoping to make this a regular thing by offering small extras or behind-the-scenes stuff to add value to these one-time $1.99 purchases. Just to be clear, the show itself will always be free, so if you don’t care about these apps, don’t worry! Now go listen to our nonsense, share the episode with everyone you know and everyone you’ve ever met, and help us kick those Rooster Teeth bastards off their iTunes throne! Also: Check out the platinum hit single “Mittens Up,” by my newly discovered Earth-2 counterpart, embedded below.

For Android users who want to download our podcasting app, stay tuned — we’re still waiting for that one to pop up in the Android Marketplace. For iOS users, here’s what you need to do:

1. Download and launch the Podcast Box app.
2. Click Categories, then Games & Hobbies.
3. Swipe to page 2, and click on “The Comedy Button.”
4. Click the icon in the corner of the podcast description to get to the bonus content. BRAAPPP!!!

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The Comedy Button — Episode 12 (2012-01-13)
Put your mittens up, people! This week, we recorded an episode that sucked (so we scrapped it), and then we recorded this one (you get to be the judge of whether this one sucks too!) In any case, we say hello to Ryan Scott’s bizarro rapper twin, examine the upper echelon of Snob Hill, discuss the pitfalls of OKCupid, give our advice for name-changing (short version: just rename yourself “Max” like Max did), listen to some terrible theme song submissions, consider having babies (or not), and mock the ridiculousness of truTV. Also: Vajazzling. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Running Time: 1h 21m 7s
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The Comedy Button: Episode 11

We’re back for another regular, non-commentary episode. Happy 2012, and make sure to share this episode (and all the other ones!) with all your friends. We’re on a mission to steal Rooster Teeth’s iTunes crown, people!

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The Comedy Button — Episode 11 (2012-01-06)
Our first episode of 2012 brings heartfelt discussion about local crack dealers, the kilometer-high club, horrible Christmas vacation antics, the worst food in the world, Cirque de Noel, Sonic’s lowest moment, genius TV commercials, homeless Family Feud, Fleshlights for monkeys, Max’s bizarre New Year’s adventure, dangerous winter weather, bad Andre the Giant cosplay, bangin’ out to Home Alone 2, and kickstarting a Kickstarter. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Running Time: 1h 32m 57s
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The Comedy Button: Street Fighter Commentary

Don’t have your Street Fighter DVDs yet for our awesome commentary? Well, go buy ‘em in our Amazon store! Listen, laugh (hopefully), and share it with all your friends — and get ready for more regular episodes of the Comedy Button, starting next week. Happy New Year, and SHORYUKEN!

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The Comedy Button — Street Fighter Commentary (2011-12-30)
CHINA! INDIA! JAPAN! BRAZIL! Raul Julia’s swansong takes place in none of these countries, and it’s actually nothing like the video game at all. In fact, we’re not really sure why this movie is called “Street Fighter” at all. Whatever the case, kick back and listen to us make fun of one of the worst video-game-to-movie adaptations of all time. YOU WIN! PERFECT! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Running Time: 1h 43m 54s
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The Comedy Button: Home Alone 2 Commentary

If you haven’t snagged your Home Alone 2 DVD from our Amazon store yet, now’s the time! Share it with all your friends, because this might be the funniest thing we’ve ever recorded, in my not-so-humble opinion. Also, if you’re an iPhone or Android user, you might want to consider picking up our Comedy Button app via the iOS Podcast Box or Android Marketplace for the low price of $1.99 — it’s an easy way to support us, as we get 50% of the revenue. Anyway… enjoy the commentary, happy holidays, and keep an eye out for our Street Fighter commentary next week!

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The Comedy Button — Home Alone 2 Commentary (2011-12-23)
Just in time for Christmas, it’s our first official movie commentary — and it’s for that fun-filled 1992 torture porn classic, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Marvel at young (and sociopathic) Kevin McCallister’s extreme aptitude for mercilessly assaulting hapless thieves within inches of their lives, and ring in those happy holidays with joyous cheers of “that guy should have permanent brain damage right now.” It’s fun for the whole family! So queue up your DVDs, grab a drink, and get ready for our expert analysis on what could quite possibly be the prequel to Saw. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
Running Time: 2h 1m 2s
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